Hi. My name is Dalane, and I'm a first time blogger

This blog is dedicated to my sister, Dyana, who inspires me daily with her humor and creativity.  I miss her everyday and hopes that she knows how much of a wonderful person she is.  Ok, enough of the mushy stuff.....

I was sitting on the bus this morning on my way to work thinking, "if I had a blog, what would I name it"?  Then, it came to me, like in the movies where the Angels start singing.  Since strange things seem to happen to me on the bus, I figured I'd start there.  For instance....

Last month, I was sitting in the seats that face the sides of the bus.  During one stop, a robust lady got on and sat right next to me.  Just as she turned to sit down, the bus moved and she lost her balance.  She ended up sitting on me.  I shouldn't say "sit".  It was more of a fall.  Lucky for her she didn't sit on my lunch.  I would've had to Jackie Chan her.  As if that weren't enough; a few minutes later the bus driver decided to not run a red light for once and ended up slamming on his breaks.  Remember when I said we were sitting in the seats facing the sides of the bus, not the front?  Well, the gravitational force beside that lady smashed her into me then made me smash into the wall.  I think I let out a sound or an "Oh God!"  She ended up getting up and sitting in another seat.  Why couldn't she do that when she first got on?!  I'm sure the other passengers got their laugh for the day.  I stopped riding for about a week.  It could've been worse; she could've passed gas on me when she sat on me.