Biore Strips

I'd like to give a shout out to Biore Strips.  They are the best invention next to Flamin' Hot Cheetos.  George and I did a mini facial last night.  After we applied the strips, we sat on the couch and watched some tv.  We were trying to talk to each other without moving our faces too much.  That was very unsuccessful, and we ended up laughing our heads off.  I must have a little mustache growing because I felt a little tugging on my upper lip, and it kind of hurt.

Does anyone have any recommendations for a pore minimizer?  My pores are so big they could be used to plant flowers.